Tich

Short for Dr. Tichner's antispetic. This substance is similar to Listerine and was guzzled by ghetto lowlifes when they couldn't get their hands on any decent Thunderbird

Say, dude, that hot Tich burnt a hole in my brain. yaknwwhattamean?

by Cosmicstargoat April 29, 2004

Tich

When someone changes plans last minute. Ruining the plans that were originally made.

I can't believe you tiched out on me Ellen by not coming to the game, now I don't have a ride.

by ZayneArnett September 6, 2013

Tich

Nerd

Jon: Hey Jim, you're such a tich!
Jim: Am not!

by xdarklinkx November 4, 2009

Straight Tich

A girl who seems nice at first only to turn out to be a mega-bitch.

Other common charter flaws include:
dick tease
compulsive nag
make out whore
light weight drunk
mega flirt
super bitch
anal bitch

Guy1) Damn. What do you think about that girl.
Guy2) Don't even think about it. She's straight tich
Guy1) Whatever. Hey Girl! What's up?

Bitch) Nothin' just walkin' (nice)

Guy1) What are you doin' tonight? You should come hang with us.

Bitch) Why so I can hold the camera for your gay porno? Which one of you bends over and takes it from the other or do you trade turns? (mega-bitch)

Guy1) Damn! She is a BITCH!
Guy2) She's STRAIGHT TICH!

by West Omaha Thug October 30, 2009

Tich's Law for Living

When picking a partner, personality matters 50%, looks matter 40%, and social status 10%.

Yo, I know she thicc, but you gotta remember Tich's Law for Living!

by Ascended_Meat-Lover's_Pizza July 6, 2020