thug tree 

A homie that creatively invents intelligent wayz to undermine women's defenses of cock blocking and remains in tha top percentile of getn that ass

I seen this fine little bitty at tha club last night wit her ugly friend, so I had to thug tree tha hoe

thug tree by AmakNifa©ent September 9, 2013

Tree Thug 

1. a modern hippie phenomena found at at touring jam band concerts. Deriving from cross pollination between normal hippies and gangsters, Tree Thugs usually have dreadlocks, fitted flat brim hats, and interesting "urban" clothing featuring bright, metallic or intricate patterns. Tree Thugs engage in copious amounts of drug selling to support their lifestyle, travels, and wardrobe. They can usually be found milling around venues mumbling the varieties of heady contraband they have for sale.

Dude, that acid I bought from that Tree Thug totally fucked me up.

whoa, that Tree Thug over there is trying to trade his dog for a super heady crystal.

I went to see Phish in Miami, you should have seen all the coked up Tree Thugs. It was wild.

Tree Thug by whodatchs April 22, 2010