This is not a drill 

That phrase you always hear when the good guys are faced with imminent danger that requires there participation in the defense of a particular strategic location. Of course, the big tough guy who is rudely waking the cadets from their slumber would probably say it even if it WAS a drill.

Manly Sergeant: Everybody out! This is not a drill!

Everybody Else: **Frantically puts on gear**

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School Teacher: Everybody out! This is not a drill!

Kid: You know what? Somehow I doubt it. I think I'll just go finish up my chem homework while you guys go stand in the rain.

This is not a drill by Enough Free Time to Post on UD January 9, 2011

This is not a drill 

Indicates surprise, shock, disbelief or urgency. Preferably spelled using ALL CAPS. See also: OMG, WTF, For real, Legit

This is not a drill. My dad just road my hoverboard to Chipotle

Miley & Liam are back together. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

This is not a drill by Rando Kalrizzian April 25, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008