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thirsty hoe 

1. a female who constantly wants a boyfriend

2. a person who should drink more water to quench their thirst

3. someone who needs to realize that you don't need a boyfriend to feel beautiful or blend in with the crowd
1. Omg, Jessica is such a thirsty hoe. She's had three boyfriends in one week!

2. Teresa: *see's by passer* oooh, I would do him! *see's another* Did you see that guy? He was sooo sexy, I want him in my bed!

Leslea: Go buy ten gallons of water, because you sound like a thirsty hoe, & you got a man!

3. Don't be a thirsty hoe, you're too good for him.
thirsty hoe by Homeygdog November 2, 2013

Thirsty Hoe 

A Thirsty Hoe is someone who aggressively pursues sex and wealth, often disregarding meaningful relationships and personal integrity. They're known for their relentless chase of instant gratification, moving swiftly from one target to the next without a backward glance.
As soon as he got a glimpse of the celebrity lifestyle, he turned into a thirsty hoe, forgetting all his old friends and values.
Thirsty Hoe by Saikonaut December 21, 2023

Power Thirsty Hoe (PTH) 

Someone in power who cares more about themselves and climbing the corporate ladder rather than the good of the people.
"Can you believe Justin used corporate funds to host a dinner party for just himself and his frat bros?"
"Wow, what a power thirsty hoe (PTH) :/"

Thirsty ass hoe 

Reyah

Reyah is a thirsty ass hoe
Reyah was lookin at him like a thirsty ass hoe
Thirsty ass hoe by LSmith457 February 16, 2017

thirsty ass hoe 

thirsty ass hoe by Jonathon998 March 9, 2015

thirsty hoes 

A girl that goes after another girls man. Trying to sip on someone else's "kool aid"
There were thirsty hoes everywhere trying to get with my man. That's my kool-aid, it ain't happening.
thirsty hoes by Miss__Lady February 13, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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