thirsty as a walrus 

Being extremely thirsty and dehydrated. This is compared to a walrus because they must venture out on land to find a fresh water source.

I'm as thirsty as a walrus man I need some water before I pass out.

thirsty as a walrus by Cool smart guy June 5, 2014

a thirsty redneck 

Someone who likes their cousin

"Man my cousin lynn; I wonder if she a freak."
Aye bro u a thirsty redneck

a thirsty redneck by longdaddyd December 30, 2011

Thirsty like a fish 

Real fucking thirsty

I haven't been laid in 14mon's.. I'm thirsty like a fish!

Thirsty like a fish by mrevoix May 3, 2021

thirsty af 

Realllly thirsty, wanting to have sex

Boy, I am thirsty AF right now!

thirsty af by Deeez nutzzzz March 21, 2017

Thirsty Ass Nigga 

Being the absolute thirstiest dude around. On the internet, real life, or even in a video game. Thirsty ass niggas fill up timelines & feeds on twitter and Facebook constatnly stalking females timelines looking for a "mate" like a wild animal.

Damn son, did you see Tomb the other day? That dude so thirsty I couldn't even see my own tweets, or even think my own thoughts! He was dry-mouthed as Fuck. What a thirsty ass nigga.

Thirsty Ass Nigga by IUsed2BeThirstyButISawTheLight September 24, 2012

Thirsty Aggressive 

A thirsty aggressive person is one who is to eager to come up whether male or female. A thirsty aggressive person usually is straight to the point and makes the other person feel uncomfortable. They think they are bound to come up but don't realize that they are being perceived as thirsty and too aggressive.

Guy: Hey did tim come up off that girl he was talking too??

Guy 2: Naw man, she said he was thirsty aggressive and she wasn't feeling him.

Thirsty Aggressive by uptwnxs August 17, 2010

Thirsty ass hoe 

Reyah

Reyah is a thirsty ass hoe

Reyah was lookin at him like a thirsty ass hoe

Thirsty ass hoe by LSmith457 February 16, 2017