thingfriend 

Too ugly to be called a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Yo, Casey's thingfriend is so ugly... Can she even be called a girl?

thingfriend by Kira008 June 5, 2009

Thingfriend 

They're your friends because they like your things.

Girl/boy dates guy/ girl because they have nice things. Eg. Boat, house, car etc.

We're catching up with my mate and their thingfriend.

Thingfriend by SCons April 18, 2019

thingfriend 

a stand-in for boyfriend or girlfriend used to refer to non-binary people or to keep gender ambiguous
can carry humorous connotation

My thingfriend is too tall for me to kiss em on the lips. What should I do?
Punch them in the stomach and when e doubles over, kiss em!
Tackle her.
Dump him.
..!! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!!

thingfriend by pithous October 9, 2025