thick

1. Stupid person
2. To become angry

Don't get thick with me you thick cunt.

He's as thick as a short plank.

by bart September 23, 2004

thick

a girl whose medium size. Not fat nor skinny, Just average. A Thick girl usually haves a curvy/slim waist with a big behind, hips AND thighs.

Beyonce, Ashanti, and Ciara are examples of being thick cuz they're not fat or skinny, They have a hourglass figure. Small Upper Body,(arms, waist, etc), Thick Lower Body (big booty/ hips/thighs/big calves or shapely nice legs)

by Pisc February 4, 2006

thick

thick, as in thickness of the skull, meaning the person is very stupid. Word is used to say someone else is stupid.

Dude, your so thick.

No it isn't you retard, are you thick or something?

by noob_cakez February 7, 2009

thick

A nice woman with slim waist fat ass n tight skin. Not skinny but no fat! But some fat girls think that they r thick. Its not an excuse for fat ladys! lmao!

Damn,that bitch says she's thick,but she is fat as hell!

by Kittie Kat Doll October 7, 2006

thick

Thick is a descriptor of a woman. It lets you know that she is not slim, and may be of above average weight or just a bigger build than normal. Thick does not mean fat or even chubby, it's the step between "average" and "chubby" and is not a bad thing.

"So how is that girl that wants to hook up with me?"

"Well, she's a brunette, nice face, a little thick, nice ass."

by chigumantis June 27, 2009

thick

1. a stupid oaf.

Thick people are really blonde and are incredibly annoying.

shit, that billy character is really thick eh?

by Lambda November 13, 2004

thick

A person (usually a guy) who doesn't take hints.

"I was totally trying to flirt with Jacob but he didn't realize. He's so thick!"

by Thatonegothgirl October 31, 2013