Thermalblitz is a funny meme account on the platform instagram. Their account is well known for “not being a furry
Person 1:Did you see the new post from “Thermalblitz”

Person 2: yes it was a funny meme
by MimuIsNotGay April 17, 2018
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A pink cat with clout glasses. A term also used for someone who is pretty cool and doesn't have the big gay.
Wow that guy is such a ThermalBlitz
by Syphiloli April 17, 2018
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A pink cat who loves hydra toes and friend of irrelevant scum Jabba the smutt. He also is in a gay relationship with said hydra without Gia’s knowledge they spend romantic days on the ship Aura Borealis. Oh yeah Jabba is there too and Kracken we won’t mention him though...
Person 2:Hey why did he die? Was it from “ThermalBlitz”?

Person 3:No it’s not from “ThermalBlitz” he had heart failure...

Person 1:*Post mortem spasms noises*
by Jabba Teh Smutt April 19, 2018
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When you’ve just finished an intense workout at the gym and your side piece text you saying her mans no longer home..so you have to blitz to her house
Bro #1: Yo that guy just ran 70 miles and benches 260lbs why is he running out with his car keys in his hands?

Bro#2: His sidepiece must of let him know she’s ready he’s about to thermalblitz over there
by SoldMySoul April 16, 2018
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A man who does not yet know how to go private on the instagram platform
Yo he’s trying to be a thermalblitz to get more followers
by dogisyum April 19, 2018
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