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Pied Piper Children's Theatre 

A children's theatre located in Upper Manhattan. It has enjoyed a rich thirteen-year history of plays and musicals performed (and occasionally written) by different children, teenagers, and adults residing in the tri-state area. It is run by the man of "all generosity and kindness", the artistic and executive director, Reinaldo Martinez Cubero (going under the moniker "Rey-Rey"). The face of the theatre has undergone several cosmetic changes in its short history, going from a small scale lighting board and a practically barren stage to a highly developed lighting and sound system and a colorfully designed set. This institution is always striving for a notable status and succeeding at times by getting mentions in publications such as New York magazine and the NY1 News Channel. DVDs of past performances at the theatre are available for standard rates of twenty dollars and recorded with only the finest of organic potatoes. (In this writer's opinion, the VHS tapes they used to sell were a bit more substantial. Go figure.)
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Ford's Theatre 

A derivative of a Lincoln's Hat with the difference being the female having oral sex performed on her is currently on her period.
I thought I was giving my girlfriend a Lincoln's Hat but only found out after I started that she was on the rag. Turns out I gave her a Ford's Theatre!
Ford's Theatre by Noxid625 May 15, 2016

The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) 

A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.
Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?

Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha

Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further

Mark: Chode Lips!

Bitter Women's Theatre 

N: A place where one watches crappy rom-coms with the sole purpose of mockery.

V: The act of mocking a terrible rom-com with friends.

Motto: Just because one possessed a vagina, does not mean she is programed to like shitty movies.
We are holding Bitter Women's Theatre tonight. Should we watch 'Glitter' or 'Crossroads'?

Theatre Sex 

The act of two individuals watching Rent together and crying on each the other's shoulders.
Jeff and Michele had theatre sex thanks to netflix. He cryed first.
Theatre Sex by St the John August 29, 2010

Dance Theatre Studio 

Best place in the world, best teachers and ppl too
Dance Theatre Studio by A girl March 2, 2003

Dance Theatre Studio 

Only THE best dance studio ever
Annie, Mary, and John r the best