One of the best Web Comics around, comprised of the follwing characters, the rouge elven Theif. Who conned everyone into him becoming Team Leader. The stab happy Black MAge, who wants to kill the team and possibly get it on with White Mage. The idiotic Sword loving dolt Fighter, who stupidly enough, is the reason this comic exsists. The Dice User (See: D&D Reject ) Red Mage, who tries to do everything in Dungeons and Dragons terms. The fighting Black Belt, who is most easily the character who stands out the most. because he came he from another time, (See:Time Travel) and the snae White Mage, who's Hammer and Healing spells are half the reason the bumbling idiots haven't DIED yet.
1:Theif:Let's just say the King's in no position to do that. *Holding Theiferia Contract*
2:Black Mage:You fool! I can only cast Hadoken once a DAY! I got nothing left!
3:Fighter: I like swords.
4:Red Mage: If I can just roll my 20 Sided Dice.....
5:Black Belt:What was I supposed to do? NOT Break them?
6:White Mage:They were for a new Orphanage!
by [Mon] February 16, 2005
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A genious work made by a genious comic writer.
"8-Bit Theater RoXoRs your SoXoRs!"
by Deadlyhomsar October 4, 2003
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A comic that's pretty damn shizzy when it dooesn't involve Thief tricking Black Mage. I hate Thief.
Black Mage is the best freaking character in 8-bit theater, no question.
by Some Guy November 16, 2003
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Easily one of the funniest sprite comics on the internet! Based loosely off of the storyline of Final Fantasy I, and created by a genius known as Brian Clevinger.
Mr. X: Dude, did you know that the new 8_bit Theater comic was hilarious??

Mr. Y: Hell yeah, aren't all of them?
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A cult television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson (replaced by Mike Nelson after the fifth season)originating from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. It consisted largely of fictional characters making fun of existing cult films, a format which proved to be influential. Original episodes aired on Comedy Central and the SciFi Channel from 1989 to 1999. The show started with a short run on Minnesota UHF station KTMA channel 23 from 1988 to 1989.
Arguments about whether Joel or Mike was better on Mystery Science Theater 3000 are usually pointless.
by Eric Seven February 20, 2005
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A Do It Yourself puppet theater you create from an empty see-through plastic container that you can fit your entire hand in as you freely flip the bird to whomever you feel hostile toward since it doesn’t really “count” because it’s puppet theater.
I brought my Fuck You Puppet Theater to the White House and had a field day!
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Some kinky ass shit. Somehow they all like to get down and dirty with each other. Notorious for extremely long, intimate relationships. Eventual get bored of sex so they resort to extreme methods to get their fix.
That theater kid sex life is nuts right? They bang on the daily and never seem to get bored until they do and when they do...
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