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The Yoshi

When you give a girl laxatives. Then proceed to perform anal on her. After a while surprise her and pull out real quick and jump on her back yelling Yahoo! Yahoo! like Mario. She then shits everywhere from the surprise.
"I gave my girl "The Yoshi" last night. She loved it"

"This random guy did "The Yoshi" to me yesterday. I came everywhere."

"I did "The Yoshi" to my homie. He hasn't talked to me ever sense."
by Mastabowski February 26, 2025
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hit the yoshi on em

(slang)
when you fuck someone(thing) up
I really just hit the yoshi on em. that nigga over dere
by wetw466j January 16, 2021
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hit the yoshi on em

i just hit the yoshi on em. i just yoshi that fool
by Second5oul January 17, 2021
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Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus

Originally known as 'Yoshi' from the children's series 'Mario', 'Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus' is a gangster-turned-unicorn dinosaur-turtle hybrid on methamphetamine.

Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus currently resides in Australia, living the high life with his biker and gangster friends, listening to dubstep music in the park. Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus sightings have been commonly reported at a private school in Victoria, Australia. You can summon Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus in your bedroom by jumping up and down three times and stating the phrase, "lick me, daddy".

Rumors speculate that Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus was the initial cause of 9/11, but this is yet to be confirmed. Some say that Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus owns a YouTube account under the pseudonym, "Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus". He has some pretty cool content so go and check him out.
Person 1: Hey, guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I last night I summoned Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus in my bedroom! He bought pizza and chips and we got high as fuck and played Super Mario 64 all night long!
Person 2: Damn, that kid is a legend

Person 1: I'll say!
by ms_edge May 29, 2018
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yoshi the dino

A dinosaur that wishes he was dead because every fucking day when Mario sees him, Mario jumps on yoshi and fucking punches his neck when he wants to feed yoshi. Yoshi thinks he is a slave, Yoshi thinks Mario is a fuck boy because he keeps jumping on him. Yoshi likes it when Mario abandons him and jumps off him above a void, causing him to die. But then ten fucking seconds later Mario is back on Yoshi choking him to feed him once more
Yoshi The Dino: “man I wish I was fucking dead

Mario:*creeps up behind yoshi and whispers into his ear*

Mario: “you know what Time it is yoshi.....”

Yoshi: “fuck my life

Mario: “Gladly”
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yosh the kadosh

"Kyle Fleming loves to yosh the kadosh!"
by Bradfield March 2, 2009
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