the works

A colloquial term used by dipshits to describe the components inside any machine or electronic device.

Jimmy: "Dood, did you find out what was wrong with your puter?"
Billdo: "Somethin went wonky in the works. I got that kid off craigslist workin on it."

by Matthew Kastor August 16, 2012

the works

pissing, shitting and farting at the same time.

Man I shouldn't have eaten that burrito that shit gave me the works.

by armykil June 02, 2009

the work

It's like the first slice on a loaf of bread....nobody wants it. If you receive the work, you will definitely be fucked up after because you aint experienced anything like it before.

Sam said he wanted the work, so I gave him the cooking of a life time.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

working

A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.

"No, I can't come to the party tonight. I'm working late."

by KonaKenny July 10, 2008

work

doing something you hate in a place you hate with people you grow to hate for the majority of your day for the majority of your life.

we're not born to spend our lives at work, fuck this shit

by GreyAndBoring June 08, 2011

Work

The deceitful act of making oneself appear busy during office hours in return for payment.

I'd love to help with that important task, but I've got some other work I need to do.

by The Gonzo Lecture March 03, 2010

work it

"Work it" usually means, "strut your stuff," show off your assets, make some physical attribute (figure, walk, style of dress, etc.) to "work" for you to make you attractive.
While not proven or confirmed, the expression may have originated among "working girls," i.e. prostitutes/street walkers, who would make a sultry walk etc. "work" for them to attract business. If it did have that connotation, it has been lost with time, and now usually is applied more innocently.

Damn, you looking hot! Work it, girl!

by david305 August 12, 2014