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the urban dick

A rad slang term for the urban dictionary.

A general term the sexual desires of young men living in the city.
He was a scholar, nearly memorizing every term and phrase written in the urban dick.

The rural farm people would sacrifice a newborn calf every autumn, hoping to spare their daughters from the lustful pull of the urban dick.
by Dongbat June 14, 2017
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The Urban Dick

shortened way of referring to the urban dictionary website/app
he asked meif i wanted to smash, but i had to check the urban dick to find out what he meant.
by coolstorybronh April 2, 2018
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The Urban Dicktionary

A place for bored teens go to write down their little minds.
Hey dude my friend went on the Urban Dicktionary avoid her
by Not a Dummy 123456789123456789 February 2, 2021
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The UrbanDictionary Game

A game invented involving UrbanDictionary which can be played with 2 or more players, preferably those who do not surf UrbanDictionary for hours at a time. The rules of the game as are follows.

1. Almost everything on UrbanDictionary is sexually related in some way, so the goal is to guess how many definitions there are for a word.

2. The Wordmaster (typically the guy with the computer) searches for a word on UD. Before pressing enter, each player guesses how many sexually related definitions there will be.

3. Following The Price Is Right rules, the person who is closest without going over wins. This person then gets a point. Two people can place the same bet, but no more than once every three points.

4. In the event of a tie with two players, a sexual term is entered and the number of NONsexual definitions is guessed.

5. In the event of a tie between multiple players, the tie can be worked out by a round of rock paper scissors, shin kicking, or wiener fencing.

6. A bonus point is given if you guess the definition of a word before it is searched.

7. A headless goat is delivered to a male player if he is found to already know the number of definitions beforehand.

8. A point is deducted if all other players unanimously decide that another player's chosen word is downright gay, disgusting, or just stupid.
Two guys playing The UrbanDictionary Game

Steve: Okay okay... ummmmm donkeypunch
*Bill types in donkeypunch*
Bill: Umm... six references.
Steve: I'm gonna go with four.
*Bill presses enter*
Both: What the fuck???!??

Steve then loses a point.
by RogerTheShrubber February 20, 2010
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When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.
Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019
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why does the E page on UrbanDictionary have so many likes

To be honest, I don’t know, and I’m glad you asked, too, because I have no idea how you found this page.
Why why does the E page on UrbanDictionary have so many likes
by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021
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