the truth

A superlative. The greatest or most positive form it is possible for a person or thing to be.

see also "the shit"

This vodka is the truth.

by mc ca$hmir March 13, 2003

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the opposite of a lie, and that's the truth

are u telling me the truth

by bucket of dirt March 30, 2020

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the truth

1. Something no one can handle.

2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.

3. Something that can be really fucked up.

Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde

Truth is stranger than fiction

by PaperMachete October 30, 2005

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A character in Grand theft auto san andreas voiced by Peter Fonda. The Truth is a parody of 60's hippies, growing fields of marijuana, smoking from bongs, and searching for aliens.

The Truth grows weed in his backyard and finds aliens.

by The_truth_1967 February 24, 2009

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Apple computers, ipods, etc. are a horrible waste of time & money.

Idiot #1: Dude, I bought this awesome mac yeasterday!

Idiot #2: Awesome! How is it?

Idiot #1: Well, I can't seem to do all the stuff I normally need to do on a computer... but it's popular so it must be cool somehow!

Intelligent Human: Hey you want to know the truth? Ever heard of anything from Apple being of high quality? No, didn't think so, you fags!

by Girl Who Loves Microsoft October 18, 2008

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