Slug is an abnormal
child that is overweight, slow, and mentally challenged. The appearance of
slug makes little kids cry and girls puke. Slug is the biggest reason for cringes around the globe. Slug appears as to be a 6 foot tall freshly groomed garden gnome with an uneven chin strap to cover up it's hideous nonexisten jawline, and a pedo stash for tickling girls. It also has elf ears for superb hearing . Slug has
52 inch arms in diameter that can only lift their own weight... They call it slug because of the slow sluggish movement when it walks combined with it's heavy
harambe arms swinging around
like 2 giant gummy worms, and it's back lard consisting of 6 rolls. But
don't let it's appearance fool you, the slug is no ordinary
child. Slug considers itself the "poon slayer", and it also claims that it can ooze it's way inside anyone's girl. Matter of a fact, slug
will use both of it's lactic glands too shoot out strawberry yogurt in your face if you threaten it under any circumstances. It's main motto is "grab her by the p***y". Slug
will fornicate with anything possible since it has severe insecurity problems. Slug can do whatever it wants, whenever it wants. Slug has 2 vaginas and one penis, the penis is a mechanism for any involement of rape, and both vaginas are used for defecating. Despise it's odd reproductive systems, it
will skrew anything that's in it's path. The only weakness that slug has is salt. Salt
will destroy the one and only slug as we know it.
SLUG: I get all of the girls, and yours is next.
EVERYBODY: Shut your slimy pie hole, nobody likes you, you nasty slug. Now
slime yourself away before I get out my table salt.
SLUG: EEEEEEKK!! not salt! I'll do anything, please
don't sizzle me! 😢
EVERYBODY: Okay we won't, as long as you
will now be labed "the slug" forever.