The Skank 

A man with an exceptionally large penis greater than 10 inches. This male has to stand about a foot away from a urinal to piss and has trouble taking a dump because his penis gets in the way. He is very skilled with his penis and when his hands get tired or writing he whips out his penis to write. His penis also serves as a baton and has served to knock down many escaping criminals.

It is rumored that his penis has an iq of 170 and is used to boink the brains out of its victims

The Skank is a sex god with an exceptionally large penis.

The Skank by Queefme April 22, 2009

the skank agents 

An 8-piece ska band from San Diego California- generally two-tone ska. Formed in 2003 by with only 5 members, the band has progressed far beyond what any of them ever intended. Performing songs about anything from summertime and dirty bitches to "gohsts" and sheep, while covering songs like "Forgot About Dre" and "Drunken Sailor," ~Los Agentes de Skank~ know exactly how to please the crowd and their loyal fans. Now, several demos and line-up changes later, The Skank Agents have grown into one of the most promising amateur bands in SoCal. They recently released their first professional, full-length album "Boat Load of Crazy!" in August of 2006.

The Agents play: Lead Vocals/Trumpet, Drums/Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Saxophones, barry sax, Bass Trombone, Trumpet)

Extra facts:
-only anti-depressing music allowed
-4 of the current members are seniors in highschool, 3 are in college
-lead vocalist/trumpetier is only a Junior, yet is a musical genius; attends a performing arts school.
-saxophonist makes an hour commute -from his college- for every show. He is the master of all saxes.
-drummer/founder has a checkered hat surgically attatched to his head. He can also play the trombone.
-trombone player is also a phenomenal bassist and was so in the band for an extensive amount of the band's existence. He has had a beard since he was 12.
-barry saxophonist and second trumpetier competively play soccer together.
-guitarist is a bro
-current bassist is friggin GOOD at bass. He can often be found during a set, just layin down on stage while STILL playing. He does not own a cell phone.

"Hey hey kids we're the Skank Agents" -Anthem

the skank agents by the skank agent chick November 21, 2006

The Skank Game

Everytime a skank says "I'm a good girl"(or anything along those lines), IMMEDIATELY Skank it out. Which means no matter what you're doing, drop everything, and Skank(a popular Ska dance in which flailing of the arms and legs are involved. Like "The Running Man" but alternating arms and legs). All people aware of The Skank Game must drop everything as well and skank with them if they notice a solo-Skanker. It's like a domino-themed drinking game...but with dancing and confused whores.

Girl: "I'm not a dirty girl"
Boy: "Dance time!" -starts skankin'-
Girl: "What are you doing?"
Boy: "Exactly"
Boy 2: -notices solo-skanker and dances along- "The Skank Game, bro?"
Boy: "You know it!"

The Skank Game by P. Twilliger October 13, 2010

the Skank game

This game involves a minimum of 2 players
The aim of the game is easy - to spot as many skanks as possible. When a player spots a skank, they say, "Skank!" and then inform the other players which direction the skank is in.
Example - "Skank! 3 o'clock"

the Skank game is probably best played in a country where "skank" isnt understood by civilians

the Skank game by Rambaldi December 31, 2006

the skank gene 

The skank gene refers to the quality of a person that no matter what, they will always have a skanky appearance. Also referred to simply as "the gene."

That girl really has the skank gene. - or - That guy really has the gene.

the skank gene by i.theGiant June 2, 2011

shank the skank 

to blatantly stab a particularly aggrivating ho.

so she stole your boyfriend? easy solution: SHANK THE SKANK!

shank the skank by laurandjessie May 24, 2008

clobber the skank 

To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole.

quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.

I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!

clobber the skank by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself October 27, 2018