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trekking the Sahara 

in the midst of a really big sexual drought. tearing the labels off items everywhere. no sign of sex anywhere. definitely not on the friendship horizon, or anywhere else.
- Jeez, you're shaking.
- I know, I know.
- Jim Beam Hand?
- God no. Trekking the Sahara. Three months.
- Good Lord! I'll mercyfuck you if I have to!
trekking the Sahara by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

Sex In The Sahara 

To wrestle someone in a sexual, yet aggressive manner.
I just hurt myself while having sex in the Sahara with my girlfriend.

The Sahara Anus 

A little-known variation of the originally viral cinnamon challenge, the Sahara Anus instead forces contenders of the challenge to place cinnamon in or around the anus for a period of time. The goal of the Sahara Anus is to keep the cinnamon on the outside opening of the butthole (or completely inside for the most daring contestants) longer than the rest of the challengers. The name derives its origins from the extremely parched and dry texture the cinnamon leaves on the anus, similar to the extreme heat and barrenness of the Sahara Desert.
"Why were you in the hospital yesterday after the party?"
"...my friends decided to try the Sahara Anus."
The Sahara Anus by belletaria December 29, 2014

Boating in the Sahara

‘Boating in the Sahara’ is a popular euphemism for when skeevy little British teenagers go off to North Africa looking for sexual relations with older men
Cyril was discovering more about himself, and decided to go boating in the Sahara to find Mr. Right

drier than the sahara

A person who hasn't gotten Dick in atleast 5 years, therefore dried up like the Sahara.
Friend: That teacher is such a bitch.
Me: She is probably drier than the sahara.

The Good Samaritan 

Often practiced by lone homosexual men. The said homosexual goes to a popular gay hunting ground i.e. public toilets, gay bushes or the forest, he then waits till there is a group of gays who are yet to pull but need to empty their full sacks ! He then lays on the floor in just his pants, the group approach and collectively wank all over him until he's covered in gentleman's relish !
That Stephen Good is a 'Good Samaritan' in name and nature, he was found in the gay bushes in Featherstone absolutely caked in man batter, apparently there was 7 of them who emptied on him, he was 'The Good Samaritan'