Tom from the Sac 

Self-proclaimed mayor of the culdesac where he resides. Has his finger on the pulse of what his neighbors are up to. Nobody’s grass is greener, driveway cleaner or has a more polished vehicle. Takes lots of naps. Has many odd quips that occasionally makes sense. Identifies as a 9 year old and claims to be woke.

Takes his pants off when he senses danger.

Pisses up to 2 pounds of excellence at a time.

If you know him, you’re lucky.

Who’s that sexy, hairy man?

Oh, that’s just Tom from the Sac. He’s a big deal, just ask him.

Tom from the Sac by Not the Rams QB November 10, 2022

The SAC Method

The "Squat-And-Cough" Method

n; the more simple and energy-conserving method for tea-bagging

Instead of squatting and bobbing up and down, you simply squat and cough. The use of the cough was derived from male physical examinations; as some may know, coughing will raise the testicles and lower them in the duration of the cough.

Critics say that this method of tea-bagging is disgusting and unattractive. To all those nay-sayers, we shall put the SAC Method to good use.

The SAC Method saved my kids!

The SAC Method by Phillip S December 24, 2008

tongue the sac 

Same as lick my balls

Teacher said stay after class because i was rude i said tongue the sack

tongue the sac by r1 cuntjunky July 30, 2016

Party in the Sac 

When neighbors and friends get together to consume mass quantities of alcohol and grill out in their cul-de-sac.

Hi barb, What are you up to this weekend?
A party in the sac.

Roger’s a lucky man.

It’s gonna be everyone in the neighborhood.

Barb, you’re so naughty!

Party in the Sac by Kristy Bag O’Donuts June 21, 2020

The Sac 

Short for the word Zacatecas Which is a state in Mexico.

"Hey are you from The Sac?"

The Sac by Lord Rodericus July 30, 2003

the sac 

a fuckin annoying short duche bag with gay handle bar mustache and a small penis. faggot!!!!!!!!

child rape, the sac

the sac by not a racist asshole January 8, 2010

pass the sac 

Pass The Sac....a fun party game for sacs of all sizes,………who will be the first to fill their sac………..Don’t spill the Sac.
Quick, jump on that idea and get a patent going before someone else does…………
Pass the Sac game is for couples. That makes it much more fun. I would imagine the team with the most in their sac would win but would their be any rewards for the wieners?

Testimonials:
--"Honey we got to practice up for the big Pass the Sac tournament this weekend"
--"You better start drinking a lot of fluids so we can win at Pass the Sac."
--"I gave it my best shot but just could not pull out a win at Pass the Sac."
More Testimonials:
--“I went to a party the other night and who would have thought I could have had so much fun, my partner spilled his sac all over everyone.”
--“If you thought a sac race was fun you haven’t lived until you play Pass The Sac, more fun than a barrel full of screaming monkeys.”

pass the sac by Sammybammy bo bammy September 1, 2008