The Red Hat 

The red hat of Dan, it is amazing and is vital for the earth to stay populated and healthy. It has mystical powers.

Wow, you've got a red hat like Dan's, but it's not Dan's so you SUCK, Dan rules!!

The Red Hat by Ville Valo January 18, 2005

the red hat 

That's a fucking sick ass red had that Dan is wearing....mofo

Holyshit, that is by far the sickest ass red hat on Dan.

the red hat by sudowoodo January 21, 2005

The Red Hat 

The sickest hat u have ever seen. it makes white snow turn orange. dan once put a hat that smelled like shit on top of it.
Dan sucks

Holy shit get a new fucking hat dan

The Red Hat by YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 22, 2005

the man in the red hat 

by far, the coolest CS character in the world. Also, going to become the coolest, most seductive, and awesome super hero on the face of the earth; well in the case, EVER!!!

the man in the red hat is flying over Gotham, when suddenly he picks up a girl off the street, and she is so incredibly attracted to him that they immediately start fucking in midair. He is a stunning man...

the man in the red hat by sacrilicious December 28, 2003