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The Peasant 

when you cum into someone’s hand and they drink it like water in their palm
I did the peasant with my girl last night
The Peasant by quanrae February 17, 2019

The Peasant We 

When someone says "we,” but actually means "you."

It’s the opposite of “The Royal We.”
We should be sure to go out to the mailbox tonight before it snows tomorrow.

It sounds like a group project, but it's just my mom telling me to go get the mail. She is using The Peasant We.
The Peasant We by Kg727 January 30, 2021

Peasant to the square root of infinity 

One who was once the king of his job and now has been demoted to the lowest level of mankind
I used to be a director, but I am now a lab bitch, a Peasant to the square root of infinity!

the peasants are storming the castle 

a sudden urge to shit
After burrito-rama at the Mexican choke-and-puke, I felt the peasants storming the castle.

the man, the myth, the peasent 

An addaptation of the common phrase of "the man, the myth, the legend", typically used to describe someone who is male of gender, who is very popular, but is not, by any strech of the imagination a "legand". For example, some of your closest friends
Before entering a room, a friend shouts: "Please welcome Jack, the man, the myth, the peasent!"

The point pleasant crab walk 

When you and a group of friends are on the beach. All take your dicks out and form a circle all holding one other persons dick and proceed to walk down the beach
Hey guys wanna clown around and do the point pleasant crab walk
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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