The olson

When you get a fat red head named Walayla to suck your dick in a trailblazer in front of Beavers store.

Landon olson doin the olson to walayla

by Yee Bo 233 December 10, 2010

pee on the Olson twins

This is a term for a refreshing summer shower usually resulting in a brilliant rainbow.

I love it when the skies open up and pee on the Olson twins. It reminds me of childhood. And lasers for some reason.

by Johnny Eightball June 14, 2004

The Olsen Twins

The Olsen Twins are, the twins, Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen. They were a pop culture sensation from around 1988-2004. They started working in television, when they shared the role of Michelle Tanner in hit ABC sitcom 'Full House', before they'd even hit their 1st birthday. In their time on 'Full House' they became beloved by audiences who couldn't get enough of Michelle's cute personality, as well as phrases such as "you got it dude". Because of their rise in popularity they began to star in movies together so people could see them interact with one another - titles include 'To Grandmother's House We Go', 'Double, Double, Toil and Trouble' and 'How the West Was Fun'. Even after 'Full House' was cancelled in 1995, the Olsens continued to release movie after movie and between 1998 and 2002 had starred in the 3 TV shows 'Two of a Kind', 'Mary-Kate and Ashley in Action!' and 'So Little Time'. Then after the the release of, their last movie together, 'New York Minute', in 2004, they've both faded away. The Olsen Twins are the ultimate washed up child stars.

Scenario in 1999:
Mum: No, you can't watch 'Two of a Kind'. You know I watch the news at this time.
Sarah: But, mum. I have to watch 'Two of a Kind'. The Olsen Twins are my idols.

Scenario in 2009:
Mum: Hey, did you hear about Ashley Olsen?
Sarah: Who the hell is Ashley Olsen?

by SeeWithoutHavingtoGo2 September 1, 2009

the olsen

An act involving a pair of identical twins (the dirtier and more drug infested the better, for best results, the pair cannot weigh over 200lbs combined). Start by having anal sex with the first twin, you pull out and immediately begin anal sex with the twin sister. Finish off by climaxing in their eyes and post the hidden video of the feat online for everyone to see.

Did you hear that Johns girlfriend has a twin sister? When they were all high on coke he gave them The Olsen

by ShadowGLI January 2, 2009

uncle jesse and the olsen twins

less better than Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers!

Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers are infact not uncle jesse and the olsen twins.

by Matthew November 16, 2003

uncle jesse and the olsen twins

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins own your soul.

by austin November 18, 2003

Doin' the Olsen

verb: The act of growing your hair out and wearing the same hat every single day and thinking your a badass while you do it

Yo Johnny your Doin' the Olsen again
Shut up its cool i like it.

by Maenza (the real Maenza) April 30, 2008