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the new monkey 

wikid place to be!
its in sunderland, pallion!
pallion road to be precise << cnt spell!
check it!
I cant fockin hear yaaaaaaaa come on then!!
the new monkey by Kimy October 1, 2004

The New Monkey 

A nightclub. Even it is in the shithole known as Sunderland, it has the best music ever.
The music at The New Monkey is good, unlike shitty RnB, Nu-Metal, Pop and Rap "Music".
The New Monkey by Blonde Bitch March 28, 2004

The New Monkey 

A very bad club, in the shithole that is Sunderland.
A regular chav hangout, buy their tapes from the market for £3.
It should be shut down due to its obvious amounts of drug use and incredibly crap music.
person 1: Do you want to go to the new monkey?

person 2: fuck no, its in sunderland

person 1: oh no, not that shit hole.
The New Monkey by nu-metal lover November 21, 2004

the new monkey 

The latest internet craze.

Taking from "the new black," (a phrase originally meaning "the latest, hottest trend in fashion"), the new monkey works on the idea that for several years now monkeys have pervaded every corner of the internet--as mascot, icon, part of a slogan, or in some other aspect.

"The new monkey," therefore, would be the next big thing.

Usage note: "The new monkey" refers to things that are in some way parallel to monkeys. Thus, bananaphones could be "the new monkey," but the bananaphone flash movie could not.

For this reason (lack of a parallel), All Your Base is not the new monkey. Neither are monkeys the new AYB. (I suppose it could be argued that the Banaphone flash movie is the new AYB, but we all know that's simply not the case.)
Pete: Wow, would you look at this site? Looks like ninjas are the new monkey.
Erik: What? No way, dude. Pirates are the new monkey.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026