The Minivan

Female digital stimulation where 2 fingers are inserted into the vaginal canal, and a full fist into the anus.

The Minivan? Two up front, five in the back, baby!

by Timmy Thunderpants October 20, 2006

the minivan

Just like it sounds, two in the front, five in the back (child seats not required but accepatable).
Preferred by soocer milfs. (Bong...)

I was at a soccer game the other day, and I walked up to your mother and ripped off her mom's jeans, and proceeded to put two fingers in her worn-out five kid puss and gave her other orfice (her gaping asshole) a heavyweight prize-fighter knockout punch. The minivan!

by B.I.G. Brown September 26, 2006

The Minivan

The sexual act known as "The Minivan" is when two fingers are inserted into the vaginal cavity from one hand, and the other hand (made into a fist) is inserted into the anus. A Minivan usually accommodates seven "passengers" but is known in cases of emergency to squeeze a few more in.

Scissoring just wasent cutting it so they proceeded to get in The Minivan.

by ExitOut August 7, 2014

The Minivan

2 in the front, 5 in the rear. Similar in effect and usage to the Shocker, but requiring 2 hands, and a very willing reciever.

I gave my girlfriend the Shocker, but that wasn't doing it for her anymore, so I had to give her a ride on the Minivan!

by GoodyQ December 20, 2010

The Minivan

Two in the front, five in the rear. Child seats optional.

I met Sally last week on Tinder. She enjoys The Minivan.

by jason-abc November 28, 2018

The minivan

2 fingers in the front and 5 in the back similar to the shocker i in the pink 2 in the stink

My girlfriend was over and she rode the minivan

by This hoe candy July 31, 2016

rock the minivan

To have sex with someone, usually your mom.

"Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity" - RWJ

I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.

by Hank’s Redemption October 30, 2022