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Dog In The Meat-house

Basically saying that you have you undies, thong, boxers, etc., stuck in the crack of your ass!
"you got a dog in the meat-house"
Dog In The Meat-house by Chyna_22 August 16, 2019

dog in the meathouse 

When a woman's garment -usually panties, shorts or pants - is caught between her ass cheeks it is known as 'dog in the meathouse'
Check out the woman in line....dog in the meathouse!

The dog in the meathouse 

the dog in the meathouse 

EXPLICIT DEFINITION:
The dick in the pussy.

EDITED DEFINITION:
The penis in the vagina.
WOMAN: The dog in the meathouse? That's all that dude cares about.

get that dog out the meathouse 

It means that your underwear and pants have recessed into the butt crack and it has formed a noticeable line in said clothing, viewable by all.
Dude 1: Damn dude, get that dog out the meathouse!
Dude 2: Well quit looking.

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026