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Dog In The Meat-house

Basically saying that you have you undies, thong, boxers, etc., stuck in the crack of your ass!
"you got a dog in the meat-house"
Dog In The Meat-house by Chyna_22 August 16, 2019

dog in the meathouse 

When a woman's garment -usually panties, shorts or pants - is caught between her ass cheeks it is known as 'dog in the meathouse'
Check out the woman in line....dog in the meathouse!

The dog in the meathouse 

the dog in the meathouse 

EXPLICIT DEFINITION:
The dick in the pussy.

EDITED DEFINITION:
The penis in the vagina.
WOMAN: The dog in the meathouse? That's all that dude cares about.

get that dog out the meathouse 

It means that your underwear and pants have recessed into the butt crack and it has formed a noticeable line in said clothing, viewable by all.
Dude 1: Damn dude, get that dog out the meathouse!
Dude 2: Well quit looking.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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