The maff is a term coming from Britain about children who think they are gangsters.
Dave: Oy fam is the maff out tonight
Toby:yeah fella today we are going to egg some houses.
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The teenagers word for Maths. A subject which is taken. Consists of 7 participles.
Pronounced maths.
Im off to maffs ou. I hate maffs ou. Maffs is gay ou.
by Guaca Moley November 11, 2007
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A verb that can mean absolutely anything
Can be easily mistaken for sexual innuendo.
Can be widely used as a sustitute for fuck.
Derived from MAF.

See also: MAF, maffing, maffed, maffs
1. "You just totally maffed up my hair, Sally!"
2. "I want to maff that CD"
3. "I could just maffing maff you up that maffing wall right now"
4. "I maffed paint all over your face"

etc.
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A form of mathematics used by Roadmap Shaq to express how quick he can preform "maffs"
Roadman Shaq: 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3, quick maffs
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a term used by Roadman Shaq or Big Shaq used to do quik maffs
2+2 is 4 minus 1 das 3 quik maffs
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