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the long one

my girl came over last night and i gave her the long one!
by Juan De Longezone April 10, 2009
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One arm as long as the other

Basically turning up somewhere with nothing to give when something is expected. i.e coming to a party empty handed. Irish in origin
Jim: "Dave arrived in late to the wedding yesterday, the clown"

John: "Typical. Did he bring a pressie"

Jim: "Not at all, arrived in with one arm as long as the other"
by farkell August 21, 2011
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The long ones

The long ones are the ones that are longer than the short ones.
"Those are the long ones, and those are the short ones."
by Spidermin February 5, 2017
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- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.
by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009
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