the lemonade stand
the lemonade stand by gsp1983 October 14, 2011
Words you can keep
The Lemonade Stand
if a girl is sucking your dick and you say "The Lemonade stand is open for business" and then piss in her mouth, the bitch must swallow at least half of the mouthful otherwise it is not a legit lemonade stand
The Lemonade Stand by openfobiznezz April 18, 2010
A duck walked up to the lemonade stand
and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great
A duck walked up to the lemonade stand by A real n-word October 23, 2019
The Ol' Lemonade Stand
With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.
I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
The Ol' Lemonade Stand by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!