the lamper

The lamper is a delicate process in which you remove the lampshade from a lamp, turn it on, and shove it up your partners ass. You then proceed to electrify your dick or pussy and make your lover perform oral on you as you watch them writhe with the electricity pulsing through them

Dude I gave her the lamper of her life!

the lamper by Zolophanz November 6, 2014

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the lambert

...fuk...wat can i say...?? well, she's a mother-fuking, child-fuking, dog-fuking human elephant who's endlessly eating doughnuts, pizzas n occasionly small children..well, thats not the worst ov it, she has fake, red, spikey hair n crazy orange eyes, which she uses to kill ususpecting skl kids while working on 1 ov many essays.

"u heer sumtin ben?"

<rumbling of the ground>

"yh....o fuk-shit-jesus of veronda city..(dunno where that is, but it sounds gud)..it's the LAMBERT!!"

<screams all around the skl, frantic peeople running in all directions>

the lambert by unknown random person April 5, 2005

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The LaMere

(noun) A consensual, discreet kink practice in which a person wears a butt plug in public as a form of private erotic expression. The appeal of a LaMere often centers on the psychological thrill of secrecy, heightened body awareness, and the dynamic of trust or control between partners—while maintaining outward normalcy in everyday settings.

"Their date night was extra spicy cuz he pulled The LaMere—no one else in the restaurant had any idea.”

The LaMere by Foster1986 February 27, 2026

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thelameperson

a really hot sex guy

thelameperson:seks me
deex:YES

thelameperson by hotgay234583420958342095 August 5, 2017

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