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The Kamala

When you sleep with an ugly, fat, old, married guy in order to jumpstart your career.
Her job was going nowhere so she did "the kamala" and now she's a district attorney.
by anonymous November 8, 2020
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A white, Middle-American mom who attends Trump rallies, publicly identifies with the MAGA crowd, but also covertly cheats on her white husband with Black men.
Spencer: Man, Trent's mom is really pulling for Trump, she must have been around town planting signs all month.

Keith: Ya, it looks like that, but from what I hear, she is MAGA in The Front Kamala In The Back mom, is what I have heard from my friends on the football team.

Spencer Totally makes sense, Trent's dad is always out of town and she DOES cheer pretty hard for the High School football team, even though Trent is 25 now.
by Mike109999 September 6, 2025
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MAGA In The Front, Kamala In The Back

A white, Middle-American mom who attends Trump rallies and publicly identifies with the MAGA crowd, but also covertly cheats on her white husband with Black men.
Tristan: Man, Trent's mom is really pulling for Trump, she must have been around town planting signs all month.

Keith: Ya, it looks like that, but from what I hear, she is more of a MAGA in The Front, Kamala In The Back type mom, is what I have heard from my friends on the football team.

Tristan: Totally makes sense, Trent's dad is always out of town and she DOES cheer pretty hard for the High School football team, even though Trent is 25 now.
by Mike109999 September 9, 2025
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The Kamal Effect

When playing a videogame and someone begins to get aggravated and complain, this person's bitching will incite others to begin bitching and complaining as well and soon everyone will be complaining. People suffering from this usually complain about things related to online lag and people using very overpowered or cheap weapons/set-ups. Usually seen in videogames, the Kamal Effect has been seen within real-life situations.
-Example of a conversation that is affected by "The Kamal Effect", 'Player 1' is the first to complain and his/her bitching will lead other players to begin complaining about every little thing that they don't like.

"That's Bullshit! That shouldn't have killed me"- Player 1
Several seconds later...
"Oh my god! This is so stupid!"- Player 2
Soon after....
"AAAAAHHH!!!! What am I doing wrong!"- Player 3
"I can't play this game anymore it's too laggy"-Player 2
The bitching will continue after the match has ended and will still continue when the next match starts.

A conversation such as this would happen within 30 seconds with comments from multiple people every several seconds or all at once. Good examples of games that this is seen in, Call of Duty 4, Modern Warfare 2, Halo 2, Halo 3, Battlefield 1943, Call of Duty: World at War

Treatments: Take a break from the game, Go to sleep, basically do anything that gets you away from what you're complaining about.

Cures: Put your mic on mute so no one can hear you bitching, break your mic, mute the person who started the complaining.

"The Kamal Effect" has been found to lead to conditions such as High Blood Pressure and other stress-related conditions.
by PregoPuncher November 28, 2009
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The fleas of a thousand Kamalas

An ancient Arabian curse which has dogged the Trump party and which will continue to do so effectively and lethally.
The curse that Arabia invoked to defeat Trump's basket of deplorables:

"May the fleas of a thousand Kamalas infest your groinal area,

and may your tiny hands be too inadequate to scratch."
by bitchuck November 1, 2024
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