The Jockey

First, your girlfriend must have her hair tied up in a ponytail. Once you have begun doggy-style sex with her, cut off her pony tail when passion reaches its height. When she looks back to question your procedure, commence whipping her with her own ponytail.

"I totally did The Jockey with Lauren last night, and when she looked back to ask me what the hell I was doing, I gave her a mouthful of PONYTAIL."

by Matt Ulshafer December 20, 2007

Cocky Rocky the Bukake Jockey

The infamous nickname given to an arrogant homosexual male named Rocky who spent his free time hoping to be the center of a bukake ritual.

After Ryan slapped Eric on the butt, Eric exclaimed, "If you keep that gay shit up, you're gonna be gayer than Cocky Rocky the Bukake Jockey!"

by Capn' Whackin Cracka January 6, 2008

The Donkey Jockey

A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.

Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”

by TacoBender81 May 25, 2021

bullface the great camel jockey

a camel jockey who reminds me of a constapated bulldog. when he smile, you can see shit stains in his teeth, from stacie.

by BiXs October 20, 2003

Jockey Of The Knobs

See also Knob Jockey

Ben Warner is the captain Jockey of the Knobs. And he's a bum ninja

by Ben Warner January 3, 2009

Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies

Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies

Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

The angry jocky

When you are having anal sex from behind. You grab a long tube sock and put it in her mouth, turn on the Lone Ranger Theme song to set the tempo for each thrust.

After we had too much tequila, I done the angry jocky on Sheila.

by Z.A.R. April 30, 2022