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The Janet Paradox 

When Julayne and me disclose to everyone that our Relationship was a lie. I.e. we were never a couple. We were just certifying our acting abilities in Hell.
If someone is getting too much over on Julayne's we introduce them to the Janet Paradox. Pair of Drs. Pair of Docs, Doc Martins. Air Where? Every Where.

O.G janet the janitor janet 

It is a name that describes who you are, for instance, yours could be juice Janet, but it has to start with a j or you will get beheaded by the Janet squad. 💪
My Janet name is O.G Janet the janitor janet

Jillying the Jane 

When you eat too many jelly beans and you have a fat shit that comes out multi-coloured and cracks the porcelain of the toilet

the jane 

Sister jane, a deputy of dimick. Uses her old fasion knowledge of math to torture the enslaved
my brain... Aaaaaaaaah!
the jane by mike May 14, 2004

The Jane Fonda 

When a guy sits on his hand with his thumb up his ass while beating off. Then when his hand goes numb he switches and uses the numb hand to bust a nut.

Similar to the "stranger" with a little bit of prostate stimulation.

Requires a tremendous amount of coordination and endurance and is a true accomplishment if completed.
Did you see Lon the other night doin The Jane Fonda?

Ya what an accomplishment he's the man.
The Jane Fonda by Dustin321 February 12, 2009

The Jane Goodall Award 

Jane Goodall has been honored by the scientific community for her work with chimps.

This award is for the stalwart few who attempt to speak with and teach the uneducated chimps found throughout the internet.
Person A: Vaccines cause autism!
Person B: Actually they don't (cites a source)
Person A: That's your opinion (slanderous name)
Person C: I nominate Person B for the Jane Goodall award
Person A: Lolz Wat?
Person C: Nothing you need to worry about silly monkey.