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The Jackson 5

General time period measure in years, usually seen as beginning around one's 8th birthday and ending around one's 13th, when young boys would have been the most attractive to Michael Jackson.
I wanted to hang out more with Bobo the Chimp at Michael's house, but MJ told me that now that I was 14, I was no longer in the Jackson 5.
by dangerbot3000 April 1, 2020
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Jackson 5 across the eyes

It means I'm about to slap the shit out ya.

Coined by Black Dynamite
If you don't shut up I'm going Jackson 5 across the eyes.

I told that girl to sit on my face and she went Jackson 5 across my eyes.
by Mad Malc November 30, 2015
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