the jack

1. another term for the clap or gonorrhea
2. from the popular AC/DC ditty "The Jack".

1. I'm sorry Sharon, but it seems you have acute gonorrhea. If you stopped sleeping around maybe you wouldnt fuckin have the jack; dig?

2. Poker face was her name/Poker face was her nature/Poker straight was her game/If she knew she could get you/She played 'em fast/And she played 'em hard/She could close her eyes/And feel every card

by beatnik July 10, 2006

the jack

The toilet

Excuse me pal...can you tell where the jack is?!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 06, 2022

the jack

the phone in prison.

"Never get caught up wit beef over the jack, it aint worth it."

by Dashottcalla September 14, 2008

jack and jack

They are two vine famous teenagers from Nebraska. They also have many good songs like "doing it right" and "flights". Jack Johnson and Jack gilinsky are also very hot.

Girl #1- I love jack and jacks song doing it right
Girl #2- Me too

by I love to turn up August 11, 2014

Jack to Jack

The Jack to Jack (Back to Back Jack) Is the attempt to masturbate immediately following a previous orgasm.

I attempted a Jack to Jack but I was to sensitive to continue.

by CharitableNinja February 08, 2009

jack-jack

Person who is kind & wholesome until pushed over the line. Reference to baby JackJack from "The Incredibles" Movie.

Don't keep pushing him. He's going to go Jack-Jack.

Be careful with him. He's got a Jack-Jack personality

by moviedude March 09, 2008

jack jacked

When a guy is jacking off and is interrupted by a second individual who "lends a hand" and finishes the job.Ideally,the interloper could be the wife,girlfriend,a hot maid,or cute neighbor girl. Strangely,the good samaritan could be a sister,grandma,brother or roommate.

I was choking the chicken when my sister's hot friend barged in the bathroom and jack jacked me.

by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011