the grunberg 

An uncoordinated style of walking involving a bobbling of the entire body and a greatly exaggerated step with the heel. Generally, the grunberg is a genetic condition and cannot be cured unless the person is carrying a large weight used to stabilize their body.

"That janitor cannot mop the floor efficiently because he is afflicted the grunberg."

"If he expects to run the mile in a decent amount of time, he should carry some weight in order to offset the grunberg."

the grunberg by theWHIPPINGboy February 13, 2005

the grunberg 

An uncoordinated style of walking involving a bobbling of the entire body and a greatly exaggerated step with the heel. Generally, the grunberg is a genetic condition and cannot be cured unless the afflicted person is carrying a large weight used to stabilize their body.

"That janitor cannot mop the floor efficiently because he is afflicted with the grunberg."

"If he expects to run the mile in a decent amount of time, he should carry some weight in order to offset the grunberg."

the grunberg by theWHIPPINGboy February 13, 2005

the grunberg 

A method of transportation involving large metal bowls, perhaps containing marijuana.

HAY! Give me some of that! I know you have the grunberg, but how could you smoke that much?

the grunberg by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006