the gout

the gout, n. - Mike. The most awesome boss/coworker ever. Controls the hot tub, bounces on the trampoline, rocks out the 8 ft snow man, and is an all around partier. Known for picking up chicks and COMPUTERS!!!

Dude, did you see the gout last night? He totally bought shots for the whole bar.

The gout totally kicked that guy's ass at the hockey game last night.

the gout by ctu September 6, 2008

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the gout

Dude, did you see the gout last night? He totally bought shots for the whole bar.

The gout totally kicked that guy's ass at the hockey game last night.

the gout by ctu September 5, 2008

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worth the gout

is a measure of how much and quality of the meat .

YO !!! the BBQ spot is worth the gout !!!

worth the gout by jayjayfukfuk July 11, 2016

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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