The Gordy

When you go to McDonald's, order this. It's 300 nuggets served with one sauce cause your chubby ass can only hold one sauce while you drive for Uber.

I'm hungry as fuck. Why don't we split The Gordy? I'm not that fucking hungry.

by Rainbow Carnage. June 30, 2018

Gordy The Hobo

A lonely hobo that wanders the streets at night scrounging around for food and to fine a shelter to seek refuge in for the night.

hey Gordy ... I'm going to burn down your cardboard box.

by Nitz June 28, 2003

the Jake and Gordy experience

two cool kids in my english class who made up a band and everyone thinks it is funny. rock on guys

the jake and gordy experience is the bese pseudo-band ever

by j-rob mad fresh June 18, 2010

The Gordon Lightfoot

Noun. The act of tapping someone lightly on the nuts with your foot in an attempt to either piss them off, or let them know you mean business.

Lowry was getting ticked that Hank kept peeing on his house so he went out to yell at him one day to find that Hank would not listen so readily. Lowry then proceeded to give Hank "The Gordon Lightfoot", which knocked Hank out of his alcoholic trance. Then Hank having been "Gordon Lightfooted" decided to turn his life around and become a porn star.

by Rapscalions without inhibition April 28, 2008

the goldy

The Gold Coast in Australia

John: wanna go to the goldy
Stan: fuck yeah I’m keen for a surf

by Suckyanan05 March 17, 2019

The Gord

The awesome owner of the Gamer's Edge store in Canada. He has a website telling of his adventures with idiot customers.

"Door's on your left."
Love the Gord, fear the Gord. The Gord is great, the Gord is our Gord.

by Chrisso May 18, 2004

The Gordon Effect

The Gordon Effect is the Karl effect but changed for Gordon Evans. If a teacher asked what the “Gordon Effect” is, students must respond that it is something related to basketball. But really, it describes someone who is zesty af.

Nah he got hit by the Gordon effect

by Sybillol May 15, 2023