The Garlic

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Person 1: My boss wont let the company get warm water.

Person 2: Haha, typical Garlic.

Person 1: Yeah, The Garlic are too cheap to buy anything.

The Garlic by polockpride4eva November 9, 2006

Words you can keep

The Garlic Press

When two sisters scissor but they are actually dudes.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm tired of doing the same thing every night. Can we try something new for once?

Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?

Dude 1: I love garlic!

The Garlic Press by The Garlic Enthusiast May 10, 2018

Taking the garlic bread out of the oven

To be off your tits on e's or meth.
BACKSTORY: We saw one of our mates who was 6 Kinds of Wednesdays at a rave and we told him to come to another room with us. However he thought he was still working at his pizza shop and responded with, "Yeah guys in a sec. Just gotta take the garlic bread out of the oven." Cunt was fucked.

"Fuck man look at Shauns eyes, he's clearly taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
OR
"Yeah I see Shaun here every week, he's always taking the garlic bread out of the oven."

Taking the garlic bread out of the oven by babom July 18, 2007

Working the garlic

When one is masturbating feverishly

Dude, last night I was working the garlic

Working the garlic by Thor eh December 27, 2011

steaming the garlic

When a woman’s coochie gets so sweaty you can see it through her overgarments.

“She steaming the garlic” - A guy at my gym to nobody in particular while staring at a woman doing squat thrusts.

steaming the garlic by TheWhiteHotep March 7, 2024

The Honey Garlic

Haha, first you go out and eat about 4 lbs of honey garlic wings. Then you take a girl back to HER place. (must be HER place) While performing anal in doggie style position, simultaneously pull out and silently take the nastiest HG shit ever on her bed. Then with a repulsed look on your face, ask her 'what the fuck?!?!'

"I totally did the honey garlic on this bitch last night bro."

The Honey Garlic by He-Man (Candle) May 24, 2012

the new garlic bread

The latest most fashionable thing of the moment

Your new shoes are really stylish
Yes they are the new garlic bread!

the new garlic bread by Bumpkinsmithe December 20, 2016

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026