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The Garlic

A Polish slang for Jew or Jews.
Person 1: My boss wont let the company get warm water.

Person 2: Haha, typical Garlic.

Person 1: Yeah, The Garlic are too cheap to buy anything.
by polockpride4eva November 9, 2006
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The Garlic Press

When two sisters scissor but they are actually dudes.
Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm tired of doing the same thing every night. Can we try something new for once?

Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?

Dude 1: I love garlic!
by The Garlic Enthusiast May 10, 2018
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Taking the garlic bread out of the oven

To be off your tits on e's or meth.
BACKSTORY: We saw one of our mates who was 6 Kinds of Wednesdays at a rave and we told him to come to another room with us. However he thought he was still working at his pizza shop and responded with, "Yeah guys in a sec. Just gotta take the garlic bread out of the oven." Cunt was fucked.
"Fuck man look at Shauns eyes, he's clearly taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
OR
"Yeah I see Shaun here every week, he's always taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
by babom July 18, 2007
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steaming the garlic

When a woman’s coochie gets so sweaty you can see it through her overgarments.
“She steaming the garlic” - A guy at my gym to nobody in particular while staring at a woman doing squat thrusts.
by TheWhiteHotep March 7, 2024
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The Honey Garlic

Haha, first you go out and eat about 4 lbs of honey garlic wings. Then you take a girl back to HER place. (must be HER place) While performing anal in doggie style position, simultaneously pull out and silently take the nastiest HG shit ever on her bed. Then with a repulsed look on your face, ask her 'what the fuck?!?!'
"I totally did the honey garlic on this bitch last night bro."
by He-Man (Candle) May 24, 2012
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the new garlic bread

Your new shoes are really stylish
Yes they are the new garlic bread!
by Bumpkinsmithe December 20, 2016
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