The Garlic

A Polish slang for Jew or Jews.

Person 1: My boss wont let the company get warm water.

Person 2: Haha, typical Garlic.

Person 1: Yeah, The Garlic are too cheap to buy anything.

The Garlic by polockpride4eva November 9, 2006

The Garlic Press 

When two sisters scissor but they are actually dudes.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm tired of doing the same thing every night. Can we try something new for once?

Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?

Dude 1: I love garlic!

The Garlic Press by The Garlic Enthusiast May 10, 2018

Taking the garlic bread out of the oven 

To be off your tits on e's or meth.
BACKSTORY: We saw one of our mates who was 6 Kinds of Wednesdays at a rave and we told him to come to another room with us. However he thought he was still working at his pizza shop and responded with, "Yeah guys in a sec. Just gotta take the garlic bread out of the oven." Cunt was fucked.

"Fuck man look at Shauns eyes, he's clearly taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
OR
"Yeah I see Shaun here every week, he's always taking the garlic bread out of the oven."

Taking the garlic bread out of the oven by babom July 18, 2007

Working the garlic

When one is masturbating feverishly

Dude, last night I was working the garlic

Working the garlic by Thor eh December 27, 2011

steaming the garlic 

When a woman’s coochie gets so sweaty you can see it through her overgarments.

“She steaming the garlic” - A guy at my gym to nobody in particular while staring at a woman doing squat thrusts.

steaming the garlic by TheWhiteHotep March 7, 2024

The Honey Garlic 

Haha, first you go out and eat about 4 lbs of honey garlic wings. Then you take a girl back to HER place. (must be HER place) While performing anal in doggie style position, simultaneously pull out and silently take the nastiest HG shit ever on her bed. Then with a repulsed look on your face, ask her 'what the fuck?!?!'

"I totally did the honey garlic on this bitch last night bro."

The Honey Garlic by He-Man (Candle) May 24, 2012

the new garlic bread

The latest most fashionable thing of the moment

Your new shoes are really stylish
Yes they are the new garlic bread!

the new garlic bread by Bumpkinsmithe December 20, 2016