Imagine pole vaulting directly into a uterus.

"last night i jumped on my dresser drawer and whipped out the flying scorpion for my lady, and let me just say, i stuck the landing..."
by Strange Quark January 12, 2009
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a scorpion tied to a balloon or "attack zeppelin"
the flying scorpion demotivator has been quoted as saying "scorpion attack zeppelins, and you thought the bear cavalry and skeleton army were bad..."
by apsycogerbil July 20, 2009
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