My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.
by TheADvent Calendar December 2, 2019
The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"
by IsaacLechten October 21, 2016
by #Animals4life April 14, 2018
A woman with a body very fit to produce children. Smooth layer of body fat to and fat ass to feed fetus, large breast to feed baby, and good attitide and smile to raise a healthy kid
by the funny one July 24, 2016
Capable of initiating, sustaining, or supporting reproduction.
by Eyeballflyball July 11, 2003
by arihahana July 3, 2009
A young female (or woman of any age) that takes the virginity of multiple men. Much as the farmer's fertilizer helps grow new plants, a woman known as a fertilizer will grow the sexual exploits of many men.
"She has been with so many men that she's like fertilizer."
"I am now a man, I have been with a fertilizer."
"I am now a man, I have been with a fertilizer."
by K-Why August 23, 2007