The Fertilizer
My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.
The Fertilizer by TheADvent Calendar December 1, 2019
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the fertilizer
doing it with a chick in the garden, then at the last moment, pulling out, sticking it in the ground and "fertilizing"
the fertilizer by the chippster March 7, 2010
Related Words
the fertilizer • Fertilize the Fertilizer • the rag fertilizer • Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides. • The Fertilzer • fertilize the bush • Fertilize the clock • Fertilize the egg • fertilize the garden • Fertilizing the Patch
Fertilize the Fertilizer
The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"
Fertilize the Fertilizer by IsaacLechten October 21, 2016
the rag fertilizer
The rag fertilizer Nathaniel lets go of all his anger and frustration with a good quick wanking while thinking of his long lost boy toy.
the rag fertilizer by nates small weiner August 11, 2010
The Fertilzer
Receiving party lays sprawled in front of a box fan on the highest setting as the sender stands on the opposite side of the box fan blasting liquid feces through the fan onto recieving party like a manure spreader.
Waldo had to bathe thoroughly after Joe performed the fertilizer as he was blanketed in liquid shit.
The Fertilzer by Joe's Bong May 9, 2005
Fertilizing the Patch
Fertilizing the Patch by minpion September 27, 2010
fertilize the garden
fertilize the garden by Celeritas July 12, 2006
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