doing it with a chick in the garden, then at the last moment, pulling out, sticking it in the ground and "fertilizing"
by the chippster March 08, 2010
The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"
by IsaacLechten October 21, 2016
by #Animals4life April 14, 2018
My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.
by TheADvent Calendar December 02, 2019
A woman with a body very fit to produce children. Smooth layer of body fat to and fat ass to feed fetus, large breast to feed baby, and good attitide and smile to raise a healthy kid
by the funny one July 24, 2016
Capable of initiating, sustaining, or supporting reproduction.
by Eyeballflyball July 11, 2003
by arihahana July 03, 2009