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The Eastern Titty Tickler

You sneak up behind an attractive female with ninja-like skill and pop a feel on her. When she turns around to see who did it, you are already long gone with the use of your ninja reflexes.
I saw a pair a block away, so I had to surprise her with the eastern titty tickler.

The Enterprise 

A sexual position based on the shape of the Starship Enterprise from Star Trek. It is performed as follows: The girl lies on her stomach on a table with her waist at the edge of the table. She bends her knees at a 90 degree angle so that her legs are perpendicular to the table and her feet are parallel to the table, resembling the warp nacelles of the actual Starship Enterprise. Her hands should be holding onto her legs and her head and back arched up, to resemble the saucer section of the Enterprise. The man stands behind her and enters her like a shuttle craft into the cargo bay.
"Last night I Enterprised my virgin girlfriend. I realized that I boldly went where no man has gone before!"

Note: It is often common to yell out during the act of performing The Enterprise, "Prepare for a light speed thrust maneuver; make it so."

Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise 

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!

The Eastern Herald 

A news journal headquartered in India promoting free speech, Human Rights and advocating the rights of the minorities worldwide. Oped, news, editorial articles on politics, religion, Persecution, current events and much more.

Official website: www.easternherald.com

The Enter Sandman Effect 

This effect occurs when a song becomes tarnished by the amount of times you hear it, no matter how good the song may be it ends up annoying you. You realise the effect mostly on songs you initially like.
The Enter Sandman Effect occurs most notably (in my opinion) with:
Enter Sandman - Metallica
The Pretender - Foo Fighters

The Easter Bunny 

A joke by evolutionists that went too far.
An evolutionist with a sense of humour: "If a giant rabbit that shits chocolate eggs isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is."
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"
The Easter Bunny by zomgmouse April 2, 2010