“Dirty Whaler” (noun): A person who engages in loud and conspicuous masturbation, typically only when they are alone at home. This term is also synonymous with an Alaskan.
Zach thought he had the house to himself, but his roommates returned early and caught him in the act—confirming once and for all that he was, indeed, the Dirty Whaler.
by Jordan Boh March 2, 2025
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