(a variation of the dirty sanchez) when you accidentally inhale the "stache" and acquire aspiration pneumonia in the right cranial lung lobe. also known as "fecal pneumonia." This title is in honor of the late Bryan Torres who caught a fatal dose of "the dirty Torres."
by scogar August 7, 2009
A dirty Torres is when you take a funnel and shove it in someones ass then you melt a block of cheese and add a can of rotel and pour it into the funnel.Then you take a bowl full of chips and let the cheese dip run out of the ass onto the chips then serve.
by Nasty Mother Fucking Nate May 24, 2006
The act of a man spreading unclean ass cheeks while his male lover gets a running start and slams his member into said unclean ass.
by Brick_shthouse7 December 3, 2021