The Da Vinci

The sexual act of ejaculating semen into ones hand as to make a bowl of paint then painting your partners face with said semen

She was a freak, I gave her the da Vinci last night. It was a work of art

by TCGREEZY November 21, 2018

The Da Vinci Code

A fact-based fiction book by Dan Brown. A stellar thriller that has been on New York Times Best Seller list for well over an year.

The book has stirred much controversy over the proposed theory with Mary Magdalene and Jesus.

Readers should realize that even though there is a vast amount of information, all that may seem factual maybe fiction.

I think The Da Vinci code is true~!

Actually no it's not, it's fiction.

by Bob Sacamano 1 August 18, 2004

The Da Vinci Code

Even though it is an extremly good work of fiction most of the history isn't true. The supposed history of the Priory of Sion is more or less a hoax; most historians willl tell you that there is little evidence it was even a thousand years old.
still a good book

After I had finished reading "The Da Vinci Code" and felt smart knowing everthing dan brown wrote, i went to wikipedia to learn more about the priory of sion; turns out it was just a little supported theory.

by sully August 27, 2004

the da vinci code

The book that suddenly makes everyone an expert on religion. A realization must be made that the Da Vinci Code is based on things we possibly know, but aren't sure, but quite probably could be true but not really.

Apparently by reading the Da Vinci Code in 2 weeks or so, I know more than historians who have been studying religion for years.

by Wingman, 1st Degree June 11, 2006

The Da Vinci Choad

An inevitable porno flick based on the novel adaptation featuring Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou.

Cannes will probably love The Da Vinci Choad. Damn dirty French.

by uuuuuuuuuuu May 25, 2006

The Da Vinci Code

A book written to show how little we know about religion. Very good book. By Dan Brown. Its a mystery about the holy grail and da vinci.

The da vinci code rocks

by daniel July 12, 2004

the da vinci code

A kool book. Unfortunetly people don't understand that it is a ficticious work! Dan Brown said that it was fake, yet idiots still enjoy screaming about how it lies. People are constantly saying it's full of crap yet they don't get that it isn't real. What next? Are they going to start saying how Harry Potter is inaccurate? Infact the 700 Club is talking about how fake it is right now.

Idiot: The Da Vinci Code is full of lies about jesus!
Dan Brown: Yes I know it is.
Idiot: Ahhhhhhh it's satan!!!

by Stan Lightsaber May 31, 2006