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Comp the bar 

To have something covered. To take care of business. To have everything under wraps.

Complete.

No need for alarm.
"You need help moving? Your dad needs a kidney? Your girlfriend needs to be picked up at the airport? I got all this, bro. Comp the bar!"

"Hey, buddy. I didn't mean to spill that beer on you. It's all good. Comp the bar, man... comp the bar."

After getting laid: "Comp the bar!"
Comp the bar by Captain Governor January 2, 2012

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The Compound 

The original Compound is located in Chapelgate, Dublin, Ireland and is simply known as "The Compound".

Compounds are the abodes of young affluent "Compoundians".

Compounds usually resemble old, old fort like structures with *HIGH* walls & security gates. Security is key. Some Compounds are known to employ an advanced "shard of glass" protection system whereby pieces of glass are embedded into the summits of the above mentioned *HIGH* walls to act as a deterrence to any "have a go Compoundians" (sometimes referred to as "peasants" or just plain knackers).

Compoundians all over the world enjoy a strict regime of being better than "you" while suggesting that you "deal with it". All this is done from the secure confines that only a Compound can truly offer.

Over the course of time Compoundians have inevitably begun to construct their own speech patterns. Sometimes illegible, but always vaunting, common examples of Compoundian dribble is shown below.

Although no crime has ever been committed in any Compound since their founding (historians believe the year zero B.C i.e. Before Compound), punishment for other "Compound Offences" is still widely tolerated and indeed actively encouraged within its *High* walls. Punishable offences include 1) Illegal entry into a Compound and 2) Denying the occurrence of the Compound.

Punishment regularly includes, but is not limited to: Sullying, where the names of offenders are besmirched all over the Hamptons.
"Look at me...I'm covered in glory"

"Hallo (Formal Compound Roll™ ©) So good to meet you...lovely weather we're having"

"All is well in The Compound...naturally"

For more information please contact thecompoundonline.com

The Compton School 

The worst school to ever exist

Person 1: "Yo what school do u go to?"

Person 2: "The Compton School g"

Person 1: "Unlucky that school fucking dead bro"

Person 2: "truss look at mr nielsons head that nonce"
"the compton school is so dead"

don't dip your pen in the company ink 

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".

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BEST SHIT IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE, BUY THIS IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, BETTER THAN SEX, BETTER THAN BEING A BILLIONAIRE BETTER THAN FUCKING EVERYTHINGNGNNGNGNGNGN