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the coat hanger

when you hang a woman by her vagina off your dick
"dude i totally gave her the coat hanger"
"wow your dick must be sore
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the coat hanger kids 

the coat hanger kids was a Canadian TV show that was aired during the early 1990's.

marketed as a kid's show. it's main goal was to further explain the sanctity of life as of means of giving alternatives to performing abortion during pregnancy.

as explained in the pilot episode the "said" kid's where aborted children that rose from the un-born dead to speak out against abortion with the teachings of Jesus Christ.

boyfriend: you know this could really cramp our college style?

girlfriend: well i don't know, what would my parents think?

the coat hanger kids: no wait let us explain why you shouldn't give up on our brothers and sister's!
the coat hanger kids by raskowski February 20, 2009

Too many turns of the coat hanger

This is an idom, referring to a woman who has had several abortions. The coat hanger reference refers to old time, back alley or low quality abortions.
She said she couldn't get pregnant because she had too many turns of the coat hanger.

Dodging the coat hanger 

Dodging the coat hanger is an insult that can be thrown to people who are insanely irritating. It is an inside reference to a baby fighting off a mother trying a home abortion kit.
Griff, your so retared. Were you dodging the coat hanger for the first eight months of your existence?

Dodge the coat hanger

Often used as an insult directed towards someone meaning how they avoided being aborted.
Xy, stfu it honestly baffles me how you were able to dodge the coat hanger for 8 months, past facs?
Dodge the coat hanger by Griff smells February 10, 2021

too many turns of the coat hanger

The reason that despite being fucked by thousands of people, elitists' mother does not have many many children.
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