the cherry fic

a disturbing fan fiction about Dan Howell and Phil Lester in which Phil tortures Dan literally to death because he loves him. It involves organ removal, taking off fingernails and being forced to swallow a lot of live house spiders.

Girl One: Did you read The Cherry Fic?
Girl Two: Yes but I wish I hadn't

the cherry fic by SamHighkeyShipsDestiel December 28, 2016

The cherry fic

Made by a user on wattpad, this story contains two people, Phil and Dan. They are dating for a year when suddenly Phil starts brutally torturing Dan, this includes waterboarding, forced blowjobs, whipping, ripping out vocal cords, removal of organs, bone crushing, popping eyeballs, and much more.

Random girl: what’s the cherry fic?
Me: you don’t want to know.

The cherry fic by TheWattpadReporter July 2, 2022

The cherry fic

Random girl: what’s the cherry fic?
Me: you don’t want to know.

The cherry fic by TheWattpadReporter July 2, 2022

kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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