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The Canton 

The act of being unwillingly sodomized by a so-called friend
on my first night in prison, I was introduced to the CANTON
The Canton by Jh007 June 27, 2024

The Canton Cannoli 

When you stick a cannoli around your penis and your partner (male or female) cleans off the cannoli with their mouth, leading to a creamy adventure.
Hey, I have an extra cannoli, wanna spice it up and do the Canton Cannoli?

Loading the Cannon 

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.
"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"

The Cannonball Challenge 

The Cannonball Challenge consists of eating nothing but cheese for a week straight whilst forcing oneself to not poop. On the last day, one must take laxatives equivalent to 10x the regular dosage.

Later that night, one will poop and release a cannonball of shit into the toilet and post it online, tagging 10 friends and challenging them to attempt The Cannonball Challenge.
My friend and I attempted The Cannonball Challenge. Ever since, I’ve had consistent bloody stools. On the bright side, food goes right through me now!

Stuff the Cannon 

This when you go to your Dr. or clinic to get an STD check. The gigantic elephant Q-tip they use to ram inside of your Johnson is very similar to the force and action exhibited by soldiers, pirates, and other cannoneers.
Wade: Holy Fuck man what happened to you last night.

Dick: Man I have no fucking clue, after destroying all of those beers yesterday and taking about 15 valium I blacked out.

Wade: Jesus

Dick: Yeah I woke up with a dirty crack whore in my bed but couldn't find a condom anywhere.

Wade: Uh-0h sounds like its time to Stuff the Cannon.

Dick: You said it man

The cannons

The art of farting whilst having diarreha on the toilet. The result is a shit coated toilet and a brown ass. The thudding sound it makes sounds like a cannon
Person 1: Man I had the worst shit ever today after that kebab

Person 2: Count your self lucky, I had the cannons after eating at that new Mexican place

Person 1: Ahhh gross man, bet the girlfriend had a good time cleaning that
The cannons by glassybubbles122 November 15, 2011