The Brittney

A choochie that has passed a rigorous
69 point diagnostic inspection & has been
deemed 100% Prime Yummyliciousness

Pluto: So.. what did you think about her?
James: Bruh.. she had The Brittney
Pluto: ?!?!?!?
James: You know.. that choochie was
the absolute yummiest thing ever 🤤

by StudMuffin33 July 23, 2024

The Britney

To ritualisticly shave ones head in a desperate search for attention.

That kid paid the hair stylist free samples from walmart for his haircut, and he got the britney!

by teaAnyone March 2, 2007

doin the Britney

To carelessly get pregnant, drink excessively, and not take care of your children to the extent that you end up losing custody of them.

Sherri had everything going for her until she decided to start doin the Britney.

by Jaylou January 9, 2008

The Britney Show

(N.) Created by Robert Smiegel, who also does Triumph, the insult comic dog on late night with Conan O' Brien, this is an animated talk show, starring Britney Spears.

Oh My God! The Britney Show killed Kenny! You bastards!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Doin' The Britney

It's when you see someone dancing and singing along to a song but you can't hear them singing. Usually done at traffic lights when people don't know that they're being watched. It's lipsyncing in reverse. Named after a performer who is renowned lipsyncing and dancing to her songs.

I was stopped at the traffic lights and this chic pulled up behind me. I looked in the rearview and she was Doin' the Britney, She was grooving about, waving her hands and singing to a song. I couldn't help but have a good laugh.

by Dirtyhound November 15, 2009

you doing the britney

make the same mistake more than once" you did it again"

female says: I called my ex

other female says why " you doing the britney", again and again

by Dont go there m.j. February 21, 2018

The Britney Phenomenon

An inevitable event that happens to all males during the adolescent period in which they encounter a female who has time for everything except them. The term was coined from the infamous Travis/Britney incident of '06 which left 56 dead, 34 injured, and crippled a young child.

"Dude, she already had plans for the weekend with this Greg guy. I guess thats the Britney Phenomenon."

by phoenix219 August 28, 2008