Shoot the Batter 

When a guy squirts a load of semen, also known as baby batter, he is shooting the batter or has shot the batter.

Shoot the batter already, my pussy is getting sore and I have to work tomorrow.

Shoot the Batter by Boner D February 1, 2012

Spazz in the batter 

When one thing or person ruins something that is otherwise awesome.

Nigel: What the hell, that seagull just shat on the ice cream.

Rodrigo: Well isn't that a spazz in the batter.

Spazz in the batter by Esteban Blanco February 24, 2011

Stirring the batter 

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Person A: What the hell is taking him so long in the bathroom?
Person B: He's probably stirring the batter.
Person A: He better clean up his batter.. I don't want it all over my bathroom.

Stirring the batter by Playa Pancho February 19, 2008

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

Lost the Spoon in the Batter by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude 

If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

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If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Spill the BooBoo Batter 

When you gotta take a shit but Ms. Babb not letting you so u gotta be straight up with her

Joshua: Yo Ms Babb can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No ones going to the bathroom right now
Joshua: CMON MS BABB I GOTTA SPILL THE BOOBOO BATTER
Ms. Babb: *Gets frustrated and lets me go*

Spill the BooBoo Batter by CaptainCosmos December 10, 2018

stir the cake batter 

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

stir the cake batter by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024