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stoat the ba' 

Scottish term for a child molester. Stoat is a verb meaning to hit hard and the ba' refers to a ball. Literally thump a football (soccer for you N American eejits). A stoater is something great, especially a goal in football.

How this relates to child abuse I'm not sure but that's what they call it. Stoat the ba's may be in danger of getting chibbed up Bar-L following conviction.
Irate parent to shifty looking character loitering at a playground:

"See you ya cunt, you some kinda Stoat the ba'? Beat it or I'll kick yer heid in!"
stoat the ba' by Craig McLaughlin December 15, 2008
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Lag city in the basement 

When your lagging your ass off so bad in a game of chel that it’s unplayable.
Kevin “Dude this game is so fucking choppy!”
Stevie “Man it’s lag city in the basement.”
Kevin “facts dude we would have like 4 more goals if we weren’t in the basement.”

red spy in the base 

red spy in the base part 1:

Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!
A RED Spy in the base!
Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut!
Protect the briefcase!
We need to protect the briefcase!
Yo, a lil' help here!?
All right, all right, I got it.
Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm. 1!
Let's go, let's go-
INCOMING!
Hey, it's still here!
Alright then.
Ahem.
Gentlemen.
(intro)
Red spy in the base part 2:

I see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound, mmhm.
Yeah, it is!
Tell me, did anyone happen to
kill a RED Spy on the way here?
No? Then we still have a problem.
and a knife.
Oooh, big problem.
I've killed plenty of
Spies; they're dime-a-dozen
back-stabbing scumbags like you!
No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I
assure you, they were not like me.
And nothing nothing like the
man loose inside this building.
What're you? President of his fan club?
No... that would be your mother!
Eeeh aahh.
Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us!
So listen up boy, or pornography
starring your mother will be the second
worst thing that happens to you today.
Oh!
Gimme that!
This Spy has already
breached our defenses.
Sentry Down!
You've seen what he's
done to our colleagues!
And worst of all, he
could be any one of us.
Raus, raus!
Nein.
He could be in this very room!
He could be you! He could
be me! He could even be-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What It was obvious!
Hes the RED Spy!
Watch, he'll turn red any second now.
Any second now.
See Red! Oh, wait, that's blood.
So, we still got problem.
Big problem.
All right, who's ready
to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.
Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur.

slam the basket 

When a negro pursues a personal vendetta against another negro. (commonly of a rival gang) This vendetta is preformed alone with out any assistance from his posse. Similar to how when preforming a slam dunk in a game of basket ball the dunker takes the ball to the hoop alone and is responsible for the outcomes he will face.
"I'm going to slam the basket, you can't come with me Tyrone"

raccoon in the basement 

When a woman takes an ethnic penis in the butt.
Shabazz gave that girl a raccoon in the basement when he done did her in the booty.

chillin on the basal plane 

related to a relaxed state of being, characterized by a contented feeling and generally happy demeanor
Pretty good, man, I'm straight chillin on the basal plane.

Repainting the Basement 

The sexual act of spitting/ejaculating into your partner's mouth. Then, the partner with the spit/semen, spits it down the first spitter's butthole.
I just ate hot cheetos, so I had a lot of spit in my mouth, so I asked my bitch if it was cool if I spit it in her mouth cuz she was thirsty. I was astonished when she asked if she could do some Repainting the Basement, but I obliged anyway, and it was worth it.